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Matt got raptured. He texted me from heaven saying he's having tea with lincoln and eleanor roosevelt

Sat, 21 May 2011 16:16:26 -0400

I should have told you this earlier, but you're the worst person I've ever met.

Tue, 17 May 2011 04:10:10 -0400

kathrynnb: itsnikkiidiot: Mila is SO HOT! unfffff

Fri, 13 May 2011 02:50:40 -0400

kathrynnb:

itsnikkiidiot:

Mila is SO HOT!

unfffff

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Fri, 13 May 2011 02:38:45 -0400

YOU. GUYZ. You can literally see it in her fucking throat. HER...

Thu, 05 May 2011 01:34:19 -0400

YOU. GUYZ. You can literally see it in her fucking throat. HER FUCKING THROAT.

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Fri, 22 Apr 2011 14:05:15 -0400

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 03:24:02 -0400

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

And what better way to follow up oral sex than with Bill Cosby!

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 05:17:23 -0400

And what better way to follow up oral sex than with Bill Cosby!

lexxxis: 14feathers: britnuzum: Before I get inside...

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 05:06:50 -0400

lexxxis:

14feathers:

britnuzum:

Before I get inside you,

I’ll want a taste of you. It’s like the appetizer, getting you ready for what’s about to come. Besides you, that is. I love it when you let me go down on you. I really can’t tell you why. Maybe it’s the feeling of knowing that you’re getting absolutely nothing, but pleasure out of it. And that it’s me who’s giving it to you.

The way you let me know I’m doing you right, is just so fucking hot. When you squeeze my head in between your legs so damn tightly. Fingers running through my hair, while you’re pushing my face against you as if I could get any closer than I already am. I can hear you panting so loud, it just tells me that I shouldn’t stop.

Then there it is. You let me know that I should. Not with words, but with your body language. The moment your eyes roll back, thighs quiver, and your grip on me loosens. I know I got it out of you. And as I look back up at you with that huge grin on your face, trying to catch your breath, I know I accomplished my goal. That’s what you wanted, right?

Time for the main course

god fucking damnit

Wow.

Can one person truly believe in both of these?

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 05:11:00 -0400

“Even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but it doesn’t really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope that something good will come along. Something to make you feel connected, something to make you feel whole, something to make you feel loved. And the truth is I feel so angry, and the truth is I feel so fucking sad, and the truth is I’ve felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long I’ve been pretending I’m OK, just to get along, just for, I don’t know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own. Well, fuck everybody. Amen.”
—Synecdoche, New York

“For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.”
—Carl Sagan

Gee, I wonder why.

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 14:42:03 -0400

Gee, I wonder why.

whoa…guess its not that much of a secret

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 14:33:26 -0400

whoa…guess its not that much of a secret

Fine Fresh and Funny #3

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 04:25:44 -0400

Silas: Toby and Dominick are like gay dads!
Nik: You WISH you had two gay dads instead of just one.

dinoswore: I lose a lot. lol. Me too, Silas. Me. Too.

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 22:17:00 -0400

dinoswore:

I lose a lot. lol.

Me too, Silas. Me. Too.

Jesus, You're Awesome!

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:49:25 -0400

AND A FUCKING RAINBOW!? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

Fine Fresh and Funny #2

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:39:00 -0400

Nik: I want to start a thing on my blog where its quotes from our conversations, but I dont know what to call it.
Silas: Fine Fresh and Funny.
Nik: Wat.

And now you know.

Fine Fresh and Funny #1

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:34:41 -0400

Silas: Earthquakes happen all the fucking time. Every damn day. They aren't motherfuckin' huge, but they happen. How the fuck do people think Pangea broke apart? "Pangea? That 'science' nonsense?"
Nik: Pffff science. Science never happened, Silas

IF JUSTIN BIEBER DATED REBECCA BLACK

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 15:57:11 -0400

amira123:

Two reasons why I can't wait to start playing Mass Effect 2

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 15:34:12 -0400

thejollity:

Also VANGUARD RUUUUUSSSHHH

VANGUARD PUNCH!!!!!!

Things Said During D&D #2

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 05:03:38 -0400

Heidi: Achievement Unlocked- Post-Croquet Afternoon Delight

Jordan and I high five over Heidi's head.

Brendel: You just Eiffel Towered Heidi.

Me: Shit we've Eiffel Towered her three times now.